Doc Willis

By Tom Remington

Mrs. Brookstone moved to Waterford from Marblehead, Massachusetts. I guess she thought she might like it up here in Maine. Can't figure out why she thought that but then again I never did think them out-a-staydahs had too many common senses anyways. Mrs. Brookstone, well I don't think she'll mind if I call her by her first name, so Buffy went into town to see old Doc Willis. You know Doc Willis has been around a long time and he is smahta than a whip you know and keeps up with all the latest technology.

Well, Buffy got to talking to the Doc and she told him she was thinking about getting some of them Botox treatments she had been reading about. She confided in him that she always wanted some fuller lips and rounded cheeks but ole Doc you see, he looked a bit concerned. He explained to her that Botox was only a temporary solution to a long term problem. Mrs. Brookstone agreed but said she had read about a new treatment and wanted to have some of the fatty tissue from her buttocks area injected into her lips and cheeks. Now ole Doc was really looking surprised and Buffy noticed his expressions and asked the Doc if there was a problem. "Well, no not really," he said. "I just don't understand why anyone would want to take part of their ugly old ass and put it on their face. But after taking a good look at you, I guess it wouldn't hurt none!"